Nope
just wondering whether anybody knows off the top of their head the highest it's ever gone
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think it was in the 500s
and it was only a couple of months ago
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I'll edit to 600 then
no point in me leaving for no good reason
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

You do seem really bored here

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

and no one likes him

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Some of us have been very nice and fair towards him
But I think he prefers having sticks poked through the bars of his cage
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I totally do
I get off on it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'm sure the old HSH threads
often got to 400 quite easily.

Bert is incredibly boring. He tries to be abrasive to hide it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

totally true, dat
I'm scared in case one of you scratches beneath my incredibly shallow exterior and reveals that there is absolutely nothing underneath
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

This is the only truthful thing you have ever posted on OT
I think we should all give Bert a big round of applause for his break through. It makes a really nice change from all the dull breakdowns
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

fuck off, you fat, meatball-headed, droopy-cunted
mingebag
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I really am
I'm just here because I have nothing better to do right now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

But you criticised Becky for that earlier
Maybe you should watch some old films.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I criticised Becky for spending her every weekend alone
not for being bored at work
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

But you know she didn't spend her weekend alone
So all she did was post on a Monday while bored on her way to her new job.

I'm not suggesting you leave, but you're as much of a mong as the rest of us.
Do you really want to leave?

'Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name, and they're not really glad you came but they'll mostly tolerate you and give you the petty arguments you need to get you through the day.'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I have another account
so I won't actually be leaving, I'll just be killing off my sad, trollish account.

I am better than most of you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Is this a ploy to get Bert to heavily contribute to getting over the magic 600
Thus effectively kicking himself off?
Because I like that idea
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I'm happy to help

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

haha I like this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)