Clear out your gaz folders
Post your password up so that someone can change it (you won't know who). Done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't be silly
no one ever gazzes Bert
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Nearly 3000 in my archive
mostly from adoring fans and admirers

adoring fans and admirers complete and utter fucking mongs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

So gazzing yourself then?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

the very height of what qualifies as wit on Off Topic^^^
'no, you are'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Isn't that essentially your tactic when dealing with bobbypires?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Not at all
my tactic there is to repeat the same thing over and over, he actually comes out with some pretty amusing insults when he's provoked
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Fuck you Bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

shut up, chompy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

there there I get it
you've had you're daughter all weekend who idolises you and now she has gone back, you're feeling a bit glum and as you probably weren't raised particularly well you never learnt the difference between 'good attention' and 'bad attention'. Hence the attention seeking posts and desperate attempts to shock. Now do you want a hug or not?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Excellent psychobabble there, chompy
but not entirely accurate.

No, ta.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Shut up Bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

K

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Aha!
So it was you who took my account last time!

I always thought it was Kaol
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Nope, I never did
Probably would have done though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

nah, think I'll post porn on /board

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)