only slightly ;-)
you do have the little voice going for you though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'ello Vipros
That she does. Plus she has an awesome car.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

'noon
I'm not sure I'd go as far as awesome. Better than mine, but mine is merely functional.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Have you not played with her cupholder?
Magical.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I haven't been in the car
but have enough experience with Audis to know what you mean. (My car has an Audi interior for instance)

They are quite cool, but it is a small, albeit sporty hatchback when all is said and done.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I drive a Ka
Base model at that. I don't even have a cupholder.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Kas are for people who can't drive
as evidenced by the number of dented ones that reside on my street.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Mine's in pristine condition
Because I don't treat it like a bumper car.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

my car is in shit condition
partly scraped when we got it, but we havne't exactly treated it with respect. Mechanically it's tip-top, but it's covered in scrapes and little dents.

It's amazing how much even a wetsuit can scratch a car. Not to mention having carried an awful lot of rubble in it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

It's pretty roomy
Enough room in the boot for Lab and a suitcase
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

whole or in pieces?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Depends how mean I am

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

that's fair

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Vip, she mauled me!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

don't blame her

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Yeah, if you dress like that, you deserve it
Bring it upon yourself.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I've seen her recent facebook pictures
bringing it upon herself the brazen hussy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Yeah, it was that black frock in the last pic
How could she resist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

And your boob-highlighting necklaces
And your 'Oh aren't you a naughty one' expression.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

See Roots
no one to blame but yourself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Opportunist!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Blame my rogue eyebrow!
And that was my "I'm trying to smile but I'm gozzy with drunkenness" face.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Tell it to the jury
To me it says "Oh, in just a few moments I'm going to have you inside of me". See, you still remain classy even when gaggin' for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Even if I tell you the glass is full of iced jizz?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Well that just makes you all the more classy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Wow
I can't fail here!
*extends pinky and sips*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)