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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got to go to a funeral on Friday.I feel that there will be nobody left to come to mine. Oh, and some horsemen came round this morning and told me to pack.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 10:29,
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Sorry bout that, ladAre you older than me? I'll come to your funeral.
And women live longer than men, so your missus will come too. For a fee we might agree to have a scrap on top of your coffin.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 10:33,
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My friend was 44 and it just isn't fair, he being much younger than meBut if I could book you now for mine in a couple of years, that would be great. I'll pay expenses and buy you a new, veiled, hat.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 10:38,
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44, fuck, that's wrong...I really suit those hats. In fact i made one of those veils for a wedding once. I think I've got some black widow netting left in my craft box so don't you worry yourself. Just let me know when you feel yourself going and I'll go on a diet.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 10:40,
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