The End is nigh
I'm dying of a head cold that's masquerading as 'flu. It's just like 'Survivors'.
We'll all be fighting over water and double chocolate chip cookies within a day, mark my words.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My friend has the same illness
She is currently under siege in HER flat on the other side of town.
She has seagulls AND pigeons.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I can hear a cockerel
but no seagulls here - we're about ten miles inland. The only pigeons we get are wood pigeons or else their cousins, stock doves.
The cats aren't bothered by the chickens though.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Tigger has suffered a full mental and physical breakdown
I love our woodpigeons. One day I'll hug one.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Don't wanna scare you, but...
I've had a cold for two weeks. I completely lost the ability to taste nine days ago. I've been deaf in one ear for a week. I have a had a constant headache for four days. I have produced so much goo that the government is giving me my own deep-storage facility.
Anyway, good luck.
( thealternativefact, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Oh god
I think that's what I've got. I've produced a huge amount of snot since Wednesday and I think someone is beating me over the head with a shovel each night while I sleep.
I also keep having certain names constantly on repeat in my head like someone is telling me I have to remember them. To be honest I'm now sick of Noel - lovely chap but I want his name to stop going around in my head!!! Gonz has been repeating a little bit but nowhere near as much as Noel.

Either it's the cold or else the transmitter *was* implanted in my head.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

That'll teach you to wear your tin-foil hat in future.
The ravaged senses, the headaches, the persistent cough - they're nothing compared to THE GOO. Oh god, SO MUCH GOO.
Gonz is bound to repeat - it's all those jellypenos he eats.
( thealternativefact, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I shall never go out without my tin foil hat again.
I've learnt my lesson.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 1 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)