*massive cringe*
When I was a fresh-faced long-haired golden youth, some wags used to call me 'Marilyn'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hope you howled with a primal rage
And stabbed them in such a frenzied state that the Police thought a wolverine had got loose from the zoo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:43, Reply)

It happened quite regularly
It was around the time I was described as 'the roughest bird I've seen this year'.

I shall try and get an old photo off my brother so you all can see for yourselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Not because you looked like him,
but because you were sleeping with Gavin Rossdale
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

He did have an impressive 'bush'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

A veritable Judith

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)