Frankly, I'd quite happily give up IT
for some sort of car work and spend my weekends under my Rover P4 in a pair of beige chinos and a tucked in polo shirt. I would rather miss the internet, but on the plus side, I wouldn't have to look at so many fatties and chavs.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Eggzackly
I'd even do voluntary work with the less fortunate. So society would get more out of me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

You two have gone mad!
without the internet people would go mad, masturbating to good housekeeping, speaking to people irl, the list is endless!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

that all sounds cracker to me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

On the plus side
teenage rebellion would consist of buying a motorbike and drag racing, rather than wearing tight trousers and writing shitty poetry.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

skinny jeans = cunt

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

A lad my missus works with
Wears size 10 skinny jeans. Yes, GIRL jeans.

Shame, he's a nice guy apart from that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

If your a man and you can put skinny jeans on comfortably you need to get to the gym or eat a cake
They are retarded. Nearly as bad as when they sold men pedal pushers and called them 3/4 lengths.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

:(
Will a week go by when I don't have to defend skinny jeans on men?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

What kind of skinny jeans look are you talking about
I don't mind a bit of tightness, but that 'skinny jeans look' is hideous. You know the one I mean. Do you mean that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

tight jeans look good on girls cause you curve nicely
men in tight jeans, possibly if you're a cowboy. Skinny jeans just make men look like sickly boys.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

There are still some women that should never go within ten metres of tight jeans.
Or leggings with t-shirts. :/
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Not the ones that make their legs look skinnier than mine.
I saw one lad once that was literally the shape of a very thin triangle. His legs actually looked like pins.

But non-OTT tightness gets a two thumbs up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

they are too tight when the subjects cock and balls are squashed up into something
resembling a fleshy division sign.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

fair dooz
You mean more a rock look than a trendy twat look?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Yeaaaah!
This.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Oh I'm with you then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I used to do
voluntary work with immigrants in Denmark. It is a lot less good than one would hope.
(JohntheDane, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Don't harsh my buzz, Johnny

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Sorry.
What charitable cause would you like to work with?
(JohntheDane, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

it doesn't matter, because I won't be doing it
But I would generally just go round on a cart making the world a better place, then be home in time to make the tea
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You're back!
You've been out for a while. How are you? Was the wedding ok? Honeymoon?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Me?
Hello

Yes, wedding and honeymoon were both good, thank you.
(JohntheDane, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Good to hear that
How is live as a married man? Many changes? Has she started to put on weight and telling you off for being "out there, drinking with your mates" yet?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Married Life
Is wonderful, actually. We had known each other for years before so there is no surprise.
(JohntheDane, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)