Sorry dear,
Can I get you a cup of tea?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Make it a large cognac, if it's not too much trouble.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Would you like some food to accompany it?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Devilled kidneys please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Just a second
I'll have them ready while you cool yourself down watching TV. Some snacks while you wait?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Thank you very much!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You're welcome
I couldn't let you there, having a headache.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

^ top breakfast here ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

With cognac?
That's a strong start of the day!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

"breakfast of champions"
and heavy drinkers.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Clearly
I have a friend who, after a heavy night out of drinking a lot, woke up in the morning and asked for the leftover sangría for breakfast. He drunk half a bucket, and ate all the fruit on it. I felt like puking all the time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

My brother
used to keep a can of Special Brew by his bed for when he woke up in the morning. Not even in the fucking fridge. Disgusting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Ajjjjjjj
You're making me sick!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 3 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)