Don't forget
He also has sex with his dog
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He came onto me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

So you returned the favour.
Congratulations, you genius, on the best login since the Modgazzer General RIP (legend).

Loud, office guffaw from me.


EDIT: CHANGE IT BACK!
EDIT 2: cheers Jeff - sorry I've said some nasty stuff about you, you're OK really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Sorry.
I shall remain JeffTheDogFucker just for you. Forever.

I like dogs. And women, but women are difficult to train and they don't like Star Trek.

Do you like dogs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I cannot stop laughing.
Thank God all my staff have gone to lunch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I can't believe you've got staff.
I have a friend, we want to open a computer shop. I think it'll be dead good and we'll make enough money to be able to order pizza every other night of the week.

I hope we have staff. I can employ a woman. A woman who likes dogs.

Do you like dogs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

No, you smeared peanut butter over your knob
lay down in the dogs bed and let nature take its course.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)