I bought the missus the biggest bar of Galaxy I've seen
When she had a shit day at work.
Edit: She never gave me any.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that bitch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I love Galaxy Caramels and after my ex had cheated on me and I threw him out
he posted a bar through my letterbox. It was sort of sweet, had he not been sleeping with girls in my bed and all.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I think his plan was
If he keeps posting them through, then you'll get too fat to leave the house. Therefore he has no psycho ex stalking him, and he can go on to knob other girls as often as he pleases.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

It worked. *sobs*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)