Only because everytime a girl is slightly annoyed
men go "ooh is it that time of the month?" and then laugh because periods are so fucking funny. ha. ha. ha.

Replies to this post of "are you on your period hahaha" will result in me taking you to a basement, where I will slowly cut your cock off whilst asking if you like bleeding for five days.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What's the matter
Get sand in your vagina?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You really should remember
of all the people here, I know where you live
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Yeah, I know
But you like me too much to want to kill me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Hang on a second the jury is just coming back in...
passing the verdict on... oh... oh.. it's not good for you at all Lab.

On the plus side I'm in Banbury at the moment so you have a good hours start
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

If you killed me
Your life would become a montage of you driving along, seeing a Stobart lorry, and starting to shout, but then turning to the passenger seat and seeing it empty, your face drops. A heavy, sad sigh escapes you, as it starts to rain.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I play Stobart by myself all the time
as I drive 1,000 miles a month. Why do you think I'm unbeatable?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

beatable bearable
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

oh sadface
now you've gone too far
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

You've threatened to maim and/or kill me
Many, many times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)