shut up, chompy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you stop pushing his buttons, sir!
haha toooooo funny
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)

you have no idea how much I was pissing myself with laughter as I typed it
thank you, chompy, you brighten my day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

You're welcome

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

not you, you fat, rapey shit

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Can't we ALL get along on here?
Althogether now

"E-e-e-e-eboneeee and I-i-i-vor-eeee"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

nope, you said something about duelling with me with a wet fish in another thread
this puts you in the same league as Becky, al and Gonz in my books, so we're now sworn enemies, and I will do my utmost to attend the next bash and seduce/facerape your woman
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)

So we're on for the duel then?
*selects halibut*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

hell yeah, bitch
I've got a motherflipping 9lb salmon with your name on it, you lycra shorts wearing homo
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Halibut beats a salmon any day of the week.
Plus, I'm a baggy shorts man.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

don't lie to me
I've seen the pictures
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

What, of the halibut?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

of your cock bulge in tight shorts
I think it was me who posted them
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)