You just made it obvious now n00b you are. Not so long ago pretty much all of us had retarded troll accounts and this place was pretty different to what it is now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

pretty different to what it is now
so my basis of reference is different to yours. Bert made it personal by making a point of being a twat to me and I can't be bothered to keep biting. Plus the more I get involved in it the more I get dragged into other stuff. I can't win so I won't play.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'm a twat to everyone, you daft shit
and I long for the days of unadulterated trolling on b3ta, all this normal conversation bollocks bores me to tears
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Shut Up Bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I want to hold you down
and fuck you hard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

That's because you're not normal.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

exactly
I come here to get away from the mundane, idle, everyday chat of my colleagues, I want cunts and cocks and serious business, not 'my cat this, my problems that, my daughter got a pea stuck up her nose'.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

When was it when you first realised that you find it hard to comunicate with the general public in a day-to-day basis?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I could ask you the same question
45, 19, 7
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

C'mon Bert, you're better than a pathetic "No YOU are" response.
I find I get on well with the general public, hence the fact that people like me.

How quickly on average is it when you fuck someone, for their regret to set in, is it just when they get to know you? Chin up big fella, I'm sure it's _them_ each and every time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

3, 17, 38
I guess it takes a couple of years, Becky was advanced as she didn't actually know me and we hardly spoke in the run-up to our run-in.

But I'd say all in all, my relationships tend to last 2-3 years before they get bored and regret ever going anywhere near me. Thanks for listening, Gonz.

x
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Kettle, black pot etc...but you don't have to reply to him.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

and I think that compared to things I've said to you and Monty
him complaining about my attacks being 'personal' is somewhat of a besmirch upon you all
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

and I won't from now on but why do you care?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

because she loves me
and is well aware that we were meant to be together
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I don't. I'm just bored of you whinging

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)