Some retard on our floor
keeps pissing on the toilet seat. It's only a couple of drips but it's made me incredibly hypervigilant. It's so unpleasant to sit down in someone elses peedrops.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Some dirty bitch in here pisses on the seat and refuses to wash her hands.
Dirty farmer's-arse-faced bitch
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

That's disgusting

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

We had a big conversation about hand washing so she could hear us
So now if there's someone else in the toilets, she rinses her fingers briefly under the tap then swans off wiping them on the arse of her kecks. I'm going to kill her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Trip her down the stairs.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I'm going to make her eat a bowl of Cryptosporidiosis with a shitty spoon

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Why did I read that as...
..."hyperventilate"?

It's an annoyance, thankfully we have bottles of bleach next to the loos so one can wipe the seat first. Not that one should have to, mind.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)