At work I drink lots of coffee
and it really annoys me when people open a new milk before finishing the old one. More than this, it annoys me when people don't take the little foil seal thingy all the way off. What is the fucking point in taking it half off and leaving a tiny opening, which causes the milk to spill every fucking time. WHY?!

What really petty things annoy you at work? Or tell me about how life changing the last sunset you saw was.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:08, 133 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the woman next to me
I want to smother her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

what's she doing?
Is this the one who talks about her son's Honda Accord of Justice escapades?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

yes
And he's a teacher at my nephew's school and EVERYBODY hates him. Even the nice kids.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

can someone explain
Honda Accord to me please? this is another one along with meme I don't understand.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Look in AB's fail archive for details

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

some fella boasted how he frightened a drug dealer who'd bullied him at school, and then pinned him up against the wall in his Honda Accord
(The Internationally Recognised Vehicle of Justice)

EDIT or smackhead...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I wish I'd got an Accord rather than a Civic

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

i once travelled to London in a cramped Accord
Nobody appreciated my cries of "Fire it up, Roy!" every time we drove off at traffic lights.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

You're a weird but great type of person

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

One the way to Todmorden
TGB risked our lives by overtaking a Honda Accord. Noel and I were AFEARED.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

That's what you get for going to Todmorden
None leave unaffected in some way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

You still haven't Googled 'meme'?
I lost the link to the Honda Accord thing, but it was a QOTW answer where this guy saw some other guy who'd bullied him in school. This bully was now a smackhead, who insulted the author (I think)

The author got in his Honda Accord, drove into the smackhead and pinned him into a wall, then got out and punched him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

A cultural unit
- fair enough
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

the Honda Accord thing is a meme

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

how smug are you right now
sat there stroking your beard smiling to yourself !
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

why would I be smug about that?
the point isn't that I'm smug about everything you dunce.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

because you managed to combine the two things I was confused about.
I thought that would have sent you creaming off your seat.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

you have a weird idea of what people are like
and their motives for doing stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)

It would have made me smile

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

that's because you are a simpleton

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

and a dunce!
I prefer misguided.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

you are all of these things

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

and infinitely so much more

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

you are everything?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

and everything is you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

aren't we all brother, aren't we all. Think about man.........................

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I am most definitely not everyone else
most of them are shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

This is one of the shittest comebacks I've read in a while.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

If I wanted any comeback
I would have felched it out of your arsehole
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

This is marginally better
But still mostly shit. Go and learn basic terms commonly used and then come back later.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

is "fuck off "any good?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I'll presume that yes, it probably is commonly used around you.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

now that was the shittest comeback I ever saw
is this game over now as it's a little dull.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

ahh classic chompy
"I'm losing so I'll say it's boring"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

=)
edit - tis dull mind
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

A dickhead on QoTW posted a story (now sadly deleted)
about how he crushed a bully with his HONDA ACCORD.

Badger and I were trolling that day and the rest as they say is history.

edit:
This is his profile
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=30467
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Its a good meme, but I was annoyed that no band wagon came out of the infamous
'Result!' post about a girl in care getting raped.
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

that one was a little too disturbing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

^ this ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It's brilliant
b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422780
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'd forgotten about that...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

The Bullies question was the zenith of QoTW
It spawned the Honda Accord meme, contributed hundreds of stories to the fail archive
and I won it with a true story.
( WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

ah, the pubes drawing
brilliant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

shit on her desk

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

She looks like Nookie Bear

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

ha! I had to google that! Does she have a bloke's hand up her ringpiece?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Not since her last twat son was born I should imagine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

her Debra's
+ like a boss.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

"I like this"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

haha
phone a sex line
cry deeply
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Like a boss!
Yeah you said that like 400 times.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

^This
The guys at work do that, the lazy fuckers. And they leave empty toilet rolls on the floor by the toilet when the bin is just outside the loo.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

The unknown colleague...
...who leaves the contents of their nose smeared on the tiles next to the urinals.

I would like to see them named and flogged.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

sorry about that. Hayfever.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

ew ew ew ew ew EW

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

people playing with the aircon
it stays on 20 - no discussion!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

You have aircon?
*jealouses*
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

yeah it's lush
I work with one other man who is a wuss and a bunch of girls and they say it's too cold but I've hid the remote so if they ever change it manually I just set it back to 20.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I'm in charge of the air con here, which is nice
because it's stupid and doesn't work in the way you'd think it should.

when people fiddle with it I get angry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I hate the way one of the maritime team wears crocs to work
I want to destroy him

in fact almost everything the maritime team say or do annoys me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

rule of life: crocs are worn by twats

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

^testify

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

What about shoes that look like them but aren't them and were £4 in the market
and are good for running the shop in?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Or knockoffs my folks bought in Thailand for a quid

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

yeah them as well
They're ok right?
I can run super fast to the chippy and the offie in those.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

acceptable for wearing in the garden only. Not in public.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I only wear them when I'm going on a sneaky mission to the rough area for chippy and offie

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

an attempt to blend?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

No.
For stealth.
Blending is incidental.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I imagine blending would be difficult
but crocs would probably help you're right
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

If the area is that rough wear steel capped boots - excellent for kicking chavs.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I can't fight
I prefer swift flight.
My steel-capped Grinder boots would make me a target rather than a perpetrator of violence.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Not much good when they've got knives and guns though
*knows Liverpool*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Rialto Wines

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Yeesh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

A guy at my work
Got told off by the MD for wearing flipflops on casual Friday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Good. Sitting next to someone's minging feet at work all day would be disgusting

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I hate flipflops
they're for holiday only! As soon as it gets to about March the women all start wearing flip flops. I hate the slappy sound they make when you walk, it's almost as bad as the ugg spacker shuffle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I agree. Ugg boots are awful too.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Flip-flops hurt me
I can only wear them round the house. I wore them to the beach recently and regretted it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I have one pair that I bedgrudgingly bought
after Wiggy told me off for nearly breaking my ankle on the beach in my beautiful butterfly wedges.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I went on a picnic in beautiful wedges recently
There was a brief one-kneed fall, but I looked very pretty nonetheless.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I have a lot of 'sitting down' shoes
they're not made for walking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Why?
Nobody looks at your feet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

this is not true
when I wear my beautiful shoes everyone looks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

At the white rhino bumbling towards them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

The white rhino WITH BEAUTIFUL SHOES

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I feel a Paint Mash coming on

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I don't know if you'll be able to outdo Bert

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

After 10 seconds of resizing Iron Fist shoes
I just can't be bothered.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Oh I can't do hurty or too high
They are strictly for the boudoir
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I made Wiggy carry me from the front door to the lift when I wore my new shoes last week
because there were puddles.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Haha, you princess!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Bah, a gentleman would have laid down his jacket for you.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Some retard on our floor
keeps pissing on the toilet seat. It's only a couple of drips but it's made me incredibly hypervigilant. It's so unpleasant to sit down in someone elses peedrops.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Some dirty bitch in here pisses on the seat and refuses to wash her hands.
Dirty farmer's-arse-faced bitch
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

That's disgusting

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

We had a big conversation about hand washing so she could hear us
So now if there's someone else in the toilets, she rinses her fingers briefly under the tap then swans off wiping them on the arse of her kecks. I'm going to kill her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Trip her down the stairs.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I'm going to make her eat a bowl of Cryptosporidiosis with a shitty spoon

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Why did I read that as...
..."hyperventilate"?

It's an annoyance, thankfully we have bottles of bleach next to the loos so one can wipe the seat first. Not that one should have to, mind.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

The person next to me eating all day
I mean 5 packets of crisps, some chocolate, a pack of malteasers and maybe two sandwiches.
It's disgusting.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I would do that if it didn't make me fat
Our cafe has just started selling Ginster's sandwiches.
I am trying not to eat bread.
Ginster's double cheese sandwiches, oh god.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

We used to have someone who ate his lunch in the bog
I wrote about it in QotW once, I think.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

someone at my sister's work eats about that amount
I have a banana for a snack about 11am, she has a bowl of soup.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Last summer my 11am snack was a cereal bar and a pile of Cheddar Biscuits
This followed on from the 9am and 10:15am snacks too.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I've missed my 11am snack today
I had another coffee instead. Tut.

I asked Wiggy to get me some apple crumble last night and he brought back a really small portion. Bastard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Maybe he's telling you something
Telling you without words.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

He's fatter than me.
Hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Our company's applying for a specific ISO standard thing
One of our managers has got the bit between the teeth on this, and has put in place shitloads of annoying little 'procedures'. The main one being that we're not allowed to fix our own computer equipment if something goes wrong. About 3/4s of the workforce are digital forensic analysts, and part of our job involves taking apart computers (as exhibits), but woe betide if I try to open up one of my machines.

Only our sole, overworked IT guy is allowed to fix our machines, and the justification was "He has an electronics degree". So now, when a machine breaks, we have to wait until the IT guy can come and do something mundane like swap out some memory. The task takes 5 minutes, the wait is about 4 hours.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

That's not necessary for an ISO standard.
Just that it should be documented, mention that if everyone compitent had proper access to and training on how to use the work list it would improve efficiency blah blah blah, you might get away with it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Oh yes, we've been told to document everything
If we want to install anything, we have to send a request via our team leaders, and document what we stick on there. It's a gargantuan pain in the arse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

It is a massive pain in the arse,
but it is "best practice" and as long as you've got some decent software to record it then it isn't too much of a pain. Problem is hardly anyone has any decent software to record it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

We don't, we just fill in a Word document on our server
One of my other managers said it best "When ISO stuff gets in the way of Justice, we have a problem".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Ha that's even worse than a spreadsheet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I didn't say that this manager was any good now, did I?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I went somewhere else and saw the sun
and it was all "omg" because I was in a different country and it was the sun and it was there in the sky and stuff just like it is at home, but it was during a slightly different time of the day because I am apparently unaware that different parts of the world do things differently to Surrey and then it set, which it doesn't do at home.

I don't like it when people call me up with stupid "problems", when really they just don't know how to use whatever it is that they're trying to use. This is unfortunate given the job I do.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

people come to me with IT problems because I know how to use word
It's so annoying. "Oh Kitty the photocopier is jammed and it says there's paper stuck when there isn't" so I'll go and open it up and pull out the stuck paper and they'll be all "oh I didn't know that bit opened up" - that's because you're just sat on your arse looking at the fucking thing waiting for someone else to come and wipe your arse for you, you fucking retard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Never mind milk
Why do some people not fully remove the foil top from butter-type spreads? I mean, it's got a plastic lid on the tub, so it's not going to dry out or anything, so why replace the foil each time? It just gets all greasy.

If someone did that to my spreadable Lurpak I'd be most annoyed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I do that, but only out of necessity
to stop people stealing it. I jam the foil into the empty part of the tub so people are put off by opening it all out to steal my butter.

/paranoid
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I would rip off the foil
then discard it and spread a good thick layer of butter on my croissant.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I WOULD HATE YOU!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I sit in a shared office
I don't mind people popping in, having a chat or whatever, but it's very annoying when people walk in and convene a lengthy meeting at someone's desk when they have a perfectly serviceable office to themselves (with a conference table) just a few doors away.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

good for knowing about redundancies though
it's like being copied in on every meeting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

True but most meetings are still face-meltingly dull
Though some people are painfully indiscreet about personal matters, and have wonky volume control.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I've been doing overtime to help the secretaries out
and one of the fee earners comes in at about half eight and just sits opposite me regaling me about his love life, regardless of the fact that I've got headphones in and am obviously trying to do audio typing. I don't even ask how he is or anything, he just comes in and goes "ok I'll tell you the latest" like I've begged for the juicy info. His bird tried to top herself last night and told him she miscarried. I told him that was most likely utter bollocks and she was obviously a liar with serious psychological problems, so he left.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

The straight dope
He'll thank you later.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I hate that too
but it's even worse when they just stand behind you, chit-chatting. I'd cut their tonges if I could.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I hate, hate, hate
When people leaves the milk out of the fridge and when they don't collect their prints from the printer.

How are you today?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Hello!
I've calmed down after my earlier milk rage, it's nearly lunchtime so I'm happy :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)