When I was 14
I was sat in my parents car in a shopping centre car park. Two girls my age walk by, stop, then come back.
One asked "Will you snog my mate?". She wasn't that good looking, so I said no, and that I had a girlfriend.
They then said "No you don't", and walked away,
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha! Aww, bless.
This guy bought it though, so I was alright.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

You should have said
"you're right, I don't, I just don't want to snog your minging mate".

Benefits of hindsight.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

...and then punched her in the fucking tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Now I wish I'd done that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

There is very, very little
that a good punch in the fucking tits won't solve.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Benefits of hindsight indeed!
I was more taken aback that they knew I didn't have a girlfriend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)