Getting it on with strangers
I was just in the post office when a nice bird came in. She made eyes at me (she's only human, after all) and in the typically enormous queue we got talking. Afterwards we walked the same way down the High Street until I turned off into my road. The whole time I was talking to her the voice in my head was going "ask for her number you tit" but I dunno, I just cannot do it. I never have and I don't think I ever will. It's just too forward for me.

So, has anyone had any success stories with strangers like that? Clubs and pubs don't count obviously. The more similar your story is to generic mid-nineties romcoms staring Adam Sandler/Ben Stiller/Hugh Grant the more points you'll get off Barry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:55, 146 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've always thought of writing a b3ta guide to dating
but I think it would only boil down to "talk to people you fancy you loser"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Also here's some straight talking from Cameron:
"If you are entitled to welfare and can claim it then you should claim it but if you are not entitled to it you should not get and should not claim it."
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

true that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I hope his face gets cancer

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

you are JefftheDogFucker's
five year old nephew clearly AICMFP
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

No he's not.
My nephew is only evil to girls.

So can I have the fiver?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

he'd make an exception
for David Cameron
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Maybe he would.
But until he says so, I WANT THE FIVER.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm afraid
you'll have to apply to the nebulous authority who hands them out. Currently until the identity is confirmed, the five pounds is in escrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I'm telling my nephew.
You're for it now. FOR IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I wouldn't take any dating advice you told me seriously
Plus, telling me to ask for a girl's number is not likely to work. I know that's what I'd need to do, but I have never been forward enough to go for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You should do, all the ladies love me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

that is clearly the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

me
Milk Tray
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Are you calling every girl on here fat?
I think you are.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)

We're all fat down here
According to /talk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

they're only speaking truth of course

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

They're just jealous because their girls are men.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

or liking chocolate
and that doesn't make us unique
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

speak of chocolate-liking girls
where's Darth these days?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Recovering from rectal reconstruction surgery

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

me cool James.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

best nickname ever

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

"apply chloroform to rag"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

There's a photo from friday that isn't going to help my tattered reputation.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

the only thing that could help your reputation is to kill everyone who knows you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)

or shut down b3ta
this reputation is online only.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I'm just doing some facestalking to find the one you're talking about
that bird you know with the hyphenated name is gorgeous.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You'll have to narrow it down? Jodie?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

yeah that's the one

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah she's really nice too, going out with a mate of mine.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

she looks like a cross between Rachel Stevens and Jessica Alba
fucking bitch. I hate her and I don't care what you say!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

The other Jodie is actually more attractive in real life.
Just strangely less photographic.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

strangly less?
Freudian slip there...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

No it was a typo obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

And the word you might want is
Photogenic
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

misery chomp

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

She'd have thought you were crazy
But your looks and charm might have made her forget everything her mother taught her.

I wrote my number on Sayer's bag and dropped it at a lad as I was getting off a bus when I was 19.

he rang three times but I wasn't home and we didn't have mobiles then.
My mum said "Who's this lad keeps ringing and won't leave his number. Stephen?"
And then I saw him in a pub months later, but by then I'd got back with the Succubus and couldn't go and talk to him.
I hope he's happy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

what were you doing with Leo Sayer's bag?

*confused face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Sory, it should have said
a Sayer's bag.
Also, she disn't say the Stephen bit.
I just rememberedI found out his name when I could stand the waiting no more, did 1471, and rang back and fucked it all up and his sister was going "I didn't ring you. My dad might have, he's a painter and decorator. Or it ight have been my brother. STEEEEPHEN! YOU JUST RANG SOMEONE!?" and a I heard a young male say no.
STALKED.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

sadly I have the same trouble
I'm far too shy. I can make friends easily, but taking it beyond that is much too difficult
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Aye that's exactly the same as me. Once I get to know people I'm fine.
If I'm mates with someone if I wanted to make an advance it's a piece of piss. If they're strangers they can do one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

then you're one up on me
once they're proper friends with me, I don't want to hit on them for fear it'll be awkward if they refuse. Not unlike the D fiasco
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

it doesn't matter
unless one of you is a freak. Long lasting and good quality relationships sprout from friendships first in my experience.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

true
when it's happened, it's been good. But I am pretty crippingly shy.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

hence the babbling?
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:01, Reply)

^This is me all over
I don't need to worry about any o' that now, but it's nice to know a girl finds me attractive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I once gave a checkout girl my number
We went out for a drink, and are still mates now!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Only once.
And even that doesn't really count.

I was on a train from Bristol to Chippenham, probably about 8pm the train was fairly quiet. A woman of a similar age to me was a bit paniced when she realised she'd got on the wrong train and it wasn't going to stop where she wanted.

I jokingly said I'd take her for a pint when we got to my station as she could get a connecting train from there, she accepted, subject to the time of her new train.

We went for a couple of drinks and had a nice time, I walked her back to the station so she could get her train we exchanged e-mail addresses, exchanged e-mails for a couple of weeks, then it just fizzled out.

Still, you can't win the raffle unless you buy a ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

On the train back from Edinurgh
I got talking to the guy opposite me, about motorbikes and stuff. He asked for my number as he got off, so I could "come have a ride on the back of his bike sometime" Tempting, but I told him I had a boyfriend cos he was NOT fit.

In the ice cream parlour I used to work in, four lads once came in, all ordered the same thing and the the last one went "oh, and can I have your number as well?"
He took me by surprise and I laughed in his face without thinking. "HA! no." Poor lad.
His mates came in later without him and told me he'd gone home early. Oops.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

You left that event thing you made open
I was going to hilariously give a rubbish excuse why I couldn't come but I got distracted.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I know.
Cos I always forget someone.

It wasn't funny the first time you did it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I found it funny and lets face it, I have a better sense of humour than some.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

No.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Has the couple of weeks of good will from your MP3 player run out already?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

It broke again.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Have you fixed it?
Gaz me what's wrong and I'll see if I can help after work.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

No.
The fucking thing won't turn on at all now. I've given up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Quiter.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

+e


I've given up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Here, you dropped this
*Hands over a 't'*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Quite a what?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

You don't want me to answer that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You're quite a tall order for such a short fry
Toots
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

If I'd just posted about 'Edinurgh'
I think I'd keep my trap shut, personally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

it was 'urgh'
Cos it rained all day. And I had to see my cousins.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

That's more original than your usual "i can spel I gust cant tipe"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I thought it was an excellent save, personally.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

When I was 14
I was sat in my parents car in a shopping centre car park. Two girls my age walk by, stop, then come back.
One asked "Will you snog my mate?". She wasn't that good looking, so I said no, and that I had a girlfriend.
They then said "No you don't", and walked away,
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Haha! Aww, bless.
This guy bought it though, so I was alright.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

You should have said
"you're right, I don't, I just don't want to snog your minging mate".

Benefits of hindsight.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

...and then punched her in the fucking tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Now I wish I'd done that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

There is very, very little
that a good punch in the fucking tits won't solve.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Benefits of hindsight indeed!
I was more taken aback that they knew I didn't have a girlfriend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Well, I bought a video, for this takes place a rather long time ago, of Mr Ben
in HMV.
I got chatting to the chappy I bought it from about 80s children's TV.
A couple of weeks later I went back and bought Ivor the Engine from the same chap, are you seeing a theme here?
The next week we went out for a drink.


And reader, I married him.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

You should write this as a novel.
Call it "When paedos fall in love"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

How does a fondness for 80s childrens TV make me a paedo?

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

It was enought for the papers to character assasinate that Stars in Your Eyes bloke.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Matthew Kelly?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Just do what I do:
never consider anyone attractive enough to give a shit.

SORTED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Barry from Eastenders likes this.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

^OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

It looks proper enough.
Take it to the bank, see what they say.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Sound advice, Jeffrey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

like a few of you I'm utter dog shit at this
I have no problems talking to girls about stuff or approaching groups, whatever but when it comes to asking the question I just can't do it at all. My last girlfriend had to tell one of my friends who I was out with that I should ask for her number as I just wouldn't do it.

I don't think it's the fear of rejection or humiliation but it has to be I suppose.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Why's it too forward?
What have you possibly got to lose? The worst that'll happen is that you'll never see her again. Big old deal.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

No, the worst that could happen is this:
You ask the girl for her number. She mishears you, and thinks that you want to bum her (might be true, but still).
She shrieks and shouts "Get away from me you paedo!", and twats you with her handbag.
Confused, you then notice that the girl's clearly carrying her homework and a copy of Bunty. Shocked, you mumble that you didn't mean that, but it's too late.
By this time other people in the street are turning to look, the girl's pointing at you and shouting "Paedo! He tried to grab me!".
You just manage to catch sight of a massive guy charging towards you, before your vision goes black. You are still very much aware that you're being stamped on by at least ten people, but despite the excruciating pain you are definitely aware of the exact moments both your testicles burst.
You come to in a hospital A&E ward, with two Policemen looking very angrily at you. A nurse comes over, disgust in her eyes, but she knows she has a job to do. The pain you're in intensifies as she slowly applies a catheter to the mess that remains of your groin.
You hear your parents voice down the corridor, and a spark of hope ignites in your mind.
Then you hear your mum choking back tears, and your Dad say "We don't know him, he's not our son."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

clicked on that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Woo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

If I had a fiver for every time that's happened to me ...

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

How many spare groins do you have??

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Next time we're alone I'll show you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Just a rough estimate will be fine, thanks.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Oh he'll give you a rough estimate

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah baby
She likes it that way. Precision upsets her. She likes it rounded up or down.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I prefer it rounded down than up.
That way you're pleasantly surprised rather than slightly disappointed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

What would you consider a disappointment then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

What context are we talking here?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Size of penis

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

What a suprise.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

It's like I summoned you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Just pointing out that a lot of what you say could come across as creepy to an impartial viewer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Haha touche!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

+d your knee

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Of course.
Erm, I'm not too fussed to be honest. I prefer average, or slightly smaller due to my own anatomy. Just not hilariously small.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I was more seeing if you'd pick something way over average
In order to upset some folk.
I saw a program on telly once about a guy who had a micropenis. It was pretty much just a bellend, and not a big one at that. Poor bastard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

bastard Vipros.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I've never had any complaints.
not from women anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:01, Reply)

A mate of mine's dad
had a 2" willy. He would, when pissed, offer to get it out and show you. Particularly at his son's house parties. Strange family...
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Not just strange
Creepy and possibly illegal!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

He did ask first, he never just flopped out
although to be honest it would have been more of a 'reveal' than a 'flop'.

I don't know why I'm defending it, to be honest, it was pretty strange...
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Oh I couldn't possibly do that.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

POTyear

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

From you, that's a massive compliment, thanks!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

*blushes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Yes
that would be a a reasonable excuse.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

ha
no
anyone I ever like ends up liking my friends
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I can have any woman I want.



I'm a rapist lol!!!1111111!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

This would be funnier if it weren't true
it was really awkward last time we were out together. I didn't know where to look. Or whether to phone he police or not.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

'I didn't know where to look'?
Nonsense - there was only one place you could look: straight into the pillow I'd clamped over your face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

"he police"?
Has Prince Adam become a cop now?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Yes
He painted cringer to look like a horse and they are in the riot squad. He painted his sword to look like a carton of orange juice so it looked scarier
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I walked into a police horse once
Truefact.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Was it an iron police horse?
Oh wait, that doesn't work does it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Liverpool, 2am, I'd just left The Krazy House
And gone to get some cash out. I had my earphones in while getting money out, and didn't notice the massive police horse walk up behind me. I turned around and walked into it's flank, startling both me and the copper riding it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Was it the brown one or the white one?
I used to talk to them and say "Hello, floppynostrils" and stroke their noses. and then the bizzies would laugh at me and they couldn't get cross cos I'd just called their horse floppynostrils.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

It was a brown one actually

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

The two I liked were called Paddy and Hero but they've retired.
There's one called Morrissey you know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

it's a miserable cunt and all

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

hahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Why the long face?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:26, Reply)

This is my kitty, Mister Cringerpants.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Have you tried pulling their hair?
Or calling them a nasty name and making them cry?

That seems to be the tactic employed by my 5 year old nephew as he tries to get some girl at play-school to notice him. Either that, or he is just an evil cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

No
because it only happens in shit like "Friends"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Friendly chatting, yes
asking for numbers, lord no. At least if they don't chat back you can just think they're rude, whereas if you ask for their number you are opening up a whole can of worms. Probably rejection flavoured ones.
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

They're one of the worst flavour of worms imaginable.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

at least you have someone now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

a thing i like about this post
i like it when the subject line is actually used for a subject
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Marks out of ten?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

marks out of ten
in all fairness i didnt read it. i just like it when they use the subject bar for typing a subject in
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Stickler
You're a stickler
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

facebook lulz
i unblocked shirley yesterday. i'll give her a week or so to discover this fact and then imma block her again
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)

You're a cunt, Alb xxxxx

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:49, Reply)

You need to ask Boss keloid.
He attracts women like flies but in a good way.
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:12, Reply)

That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said about me.
I wish it was completely true.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:23, Reply)