London is full of little green men?
I want to know who your dealer is...
(berk, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh God
You've made me picture Monty as someone wittily wearing a "Take me to your dealer" tshirt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Hahah how fucking dare you?
My favourite one from the 80s was 'Adihash - gives you speed'.

Clearly designed by and worn by people with no experience of hashish whatsoever....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)

People thought they were so cool, so anarchic
Most of the time it was students who wore them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)

During the 'rave' era
when the nation's peasantry suddenly took to drugs en masse such garments were suddenly everywhere.

Most embarrassing for the connoisseur...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I remember, I was about 12-15 at the time of rave
And those stupid jeans with that odd loop and a cartoon rasta smoking a spliff on the ass were all the rage. That and smileyface hubcaps for bicycles.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

God those jeans were shit.
'Dready' - and then the fake ones 'Spliffy'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

That's them!
I'm proud to say I never owned any.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It's full of aliens.
By the USA definition of them.

I'M BEING RACIST ABOUT PAKISTANIS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Careful mate
You'll be flooded with abuse for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

It's not racist really, just a fact.
My mate's wife is a primary school teacher in Whitechapel and only has two children in her class for whom English is their primary language.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I'm ok with it
Just some might deluge you with insults. You might drown in their hatred.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I also might not care one tiny bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I'M MAKING PAKISTANI FLOOD PUNS
Now I feel like Chompy. Thanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)

God I'm thick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Monty is only racist while he is wearing his jacket of bacon, walking along brick lane.
At all other times he is a wet liberal.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

STEAL MY MEXICAN JOKE
:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

sorry old boy
I'm posting on the sly in a little window on my computer - haven't trawled the thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Ah, nay bother
Mexicans aren't a problem to people over here anyway.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)