When I was little we were on holiday
and in the outdoor pool me and my little sister spotted a little brown blob at the bottom of the deep end. We assumed that it was probably poop, and both of us tried in vain to swim to the deepest part of the pool to get a closer look, because we wouldn't want to be swimming in a pool with muck in it.
We were both too small to reach though, and eventually an arab man came over to help us; he dived in, went straight to the bottom of the pool, picked up the brown thing, looked at it, dropped it and came back to the surface.
Turns out it was a date, but I don't know why he left it at the bottom of the pool.
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)