Right, what you need to do is this:
1. Leave printouts of the latest infant-death statistics on her desk.
2. If you have access to her account, leave Google searches for "shaken baby syndrome" on the screen.
3. Stretch a condom over her phone receiver.
4. Make fake blood out of red food colouring and syrup, bite a few small chunks out of a marshmallow, stick the marshmallow on an untwisted wire coathanger, dip the marshmallow in the fake blood mix and leave the resultant drippy contraption in her pen holder.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Gifted
in a very peculiar way, is what you are Lab.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I like to think of it as 'touched'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)