Back when I were a lad...
...in the very early 1990s I was out with a few mates clubbing at our local meat market.

I'd been to the loo and was stood at the sink washing hands and preening, when this drunken Scots squaddie waddled into the toilet and announced to the whole room.

"Ah jus' shat meshelf..."

With that, he turned, dropped his trousers and showed everyone.

An hour later he was all over some girl I went to school with during the slowies. I hope she didn't grope his arse.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I am now pissing myself.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

That's a different thread.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Roota the BikePisser

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

You would go well with shitting himself then
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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

There's me mum's fambo ahahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

That looks like a King Crimson album cover.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Try the next door down love

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

They moved away shortly after

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Bleurgh!
I once pulled a guy in a club, and it was only when we went outside for a smoke that I saw he had vomit all over his shirt and really bad acne. I ran back inside and avoided him for the rest of the evening.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)