You two seem pretty challenged to me.

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I shall overlook your rudeness on this occasion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

only on this occasion though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I am prepared to be lenient for a first offence.
But if she persists, so help me God I shall have her horsewhipped in the town square, as an example to other would-be miscreants.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

No one's whipping me with a horse.

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

It's the only way you'll learn.
Never did me any harm. Made me the man I am today*.


* a colossal deviant
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You're getting soft in your dotage
If I were you, I would already be consulting the Marquis de Sade. His 120 Days of Sodom is an excellent guidebook for inventive punishments for persons with no manners.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I haven't actually read it, to my shame.
TOO BUSY LIVING IT, YO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Superb read, laugh out loud funny as well that could be seen as a blueprint for modern day Internet nastiness.
The image of someone fucking a goats nostril while it lapped his balls, is one that will stay with me for a long time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I might get it from Amazon.
I'm looking for an antique Mein Kampf as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Go for it, you won't regret it
Get that and Aleister Crowleys 'Diary of a Drug Fiend' with its ultra modern themes and issues and MASSIVE DRUG abuses.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Ever read
Thomas de Quincey's 'Confessions of an English Opium Eater'? It's rubbish - Robin Askwith's not even in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

No, I haven't fortunately
I can only assume he was tryin to rip off 'The Beast' himself with a title like that.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Unlikely: he wrote it in 1821

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Fair do's
The Beast must have been doing the ripping off. No one was going to pull him up about it though.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)