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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Americans are classy menUs Brits never ask, we just push down gently on the top of the girl's head until she gets the idea.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:38,
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that is trueI do favour the old "while you are down there my dear" line if they should happen to be tying a shoelace or picking something up.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:44,
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That's always a classic.Occasionally I mix it up by leering down at them and shouting "IT'S NOT GOING TO SUCK ITSELF!"*
*I never do this.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 15:46,
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the thing is, right, is that if he'd kissed me it probably would've happened anywaysince I'm a slag and all
but if you ask, it just seems a bit pathetic, really
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:04,
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