How do you put a girrafe in a fridge?
Open the door, put the girrafe in, close the door.
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
You open the door, take out the girrafe, put the elephant in and close the door.
There's a meeting of all the animals in the jungle. Which animal doesn't go?
The elephant. It's still in the fridge.
You come across a crocodile infested river. How do you cross it safely?
Just walk across... the crocodiles are all at the meeting....


AltQ. Yeah - where where you?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:11, Reply)