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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Man walks into a bar
orders a pint of bitter and asks the bartender to make sure it has an ample head on it.

While the pint is being poured the man nips to the toilet and comes back to find his pint on the bar, but with no head.

Asking the barman what happened he was told "you see that big muscly looking woman over there in the corner? She came over here and broke wind over your pint, blowing the head right off"

Thinking to himself that he wouldn't take any of that he marched over to the woman and said "here, you fart in my Whitbread?"

to which she replies
"No, I'm Tessa Sanderson"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Still one of my favourites!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)
mine too
along with the sherlock holmes one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Sherlock Holmes one?
The "our tent's been stolen" one?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)
the Lemon Entry my Dear Watson one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Ah that is a good one!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)
please tell it

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post674357
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)
6/10

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)
STFU
that's one of the best jokes ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)
above average sure but not amazing

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)
that just proves that you have some kind of awful brain impediment

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)
no shit Sherlock

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I like this. I shouldn't but I do.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:33, Reply)

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