Do you REALLY think
that the sight of a half-arsed erection would traumatise me?

Suddenly I'm reminded of that scene in Human Traffic where the doctor is claiming that ecstasy will prevent you from getting a stiffy, and John Simm just sort of looks a bit upset. Watched that film recently. It has not aged well.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Bit like your mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

*slow clap*
Brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

The only reason he knows about your mum
is because they sit in the window together at the home reminiscing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

My Mum's at DisneyWorld having the time of her life
whereas Monty is getting angry at the internet. And yet she's 25 years older than him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Your MUM is at Disney World?
Has she got Down's Syndrome?

The hideous vulgarity of that place is offputting to most people over the age of about 12.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

My Mum's retired and can do whatever the hell she wants with her time
You can look forward to the same experience once the government stops raising the age of retirement just as you've nearly reached it. Although once you are a gentleman of leisure, you'll probably still spend all your time insulting randoms online
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I'll be dead long before retirement age.

PS you've misspelled 'retarded'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

We all will if Cameron gets his way

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Wasn't raising the retirement age a Labour idea?
I'm not saying at was, it's a genuine query.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Initially, I believe so
The current government jumped on it quicker than Vipros on a croissant though. Does that make it Labour's fault for having the idea or the Tories' for having none of their own?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I have to confess,
if I am honest I resent paying for the pensions of a bunch of oiks who had their entire working loves to provide for themselves in retirement but failed to do so. In the good old days the poor did at least have the good manners to die young.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

^ I like this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

So do I
Which makes our japery below look all the more childish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)