How weird.
I was out with some coworkers tonight, and some chick comes over to our table saying she had a relationship with one of the guys for 15 years.
We all know he's been happily married for 12 years, and he's not the kind of guy that would dream of cheating on his wife, so it wasn't a surprise when he denied everything and asked who in the hell she was.

Turns out he had slept with her many years ago before he even met his wife, and she's been harboring feelings for him ever since. Nuts - she was almost hysterical and the restaurant had to call the local police department to take her away.

What bizarre things have happened to you lately?
(nolongernuts, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 4:09, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The cops came and chucked me out of a restaurant
After I saw my husband for the first time in 12 years. He's a dirty bigamist, and I'm going to sue his ass.

His teenage sons are going to be real mad when they find out daddy didn't die on covert ops in Iraq.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 7:15, Reply)

Am I allowed to say
LOL!?
(nolongernuts, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 7:21, Reply)

Hmmmm.
If you find it LOLish then yes.
If you are being sarcastic, then yes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 7:24, Reply)

Ha
I thought those things only happened in Hollywood. You're not from there, are you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 8:34, Reply)