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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've slept with fewer people than anyone I know above the age of consentand a few under it. But I have spent nearly 9 years consistently sexing Ms Foxtrot, so I'm absolutely fine with this. It only bothers me a little bit that my (female, mostly straight) best friend has had more girls than I have.
The length of a drought is defined by geography. If, for example, you live in Glasgow you're probably too HEROIN'D UP to have sex. If you live in Ipswich it's more than likely that there's a substantial lack of anyone remotely attractive enough to put your penis in. If you live in Derbyshire then sex is readily available in any given field, so none of the mongs who live there consider a lifetime of not having sex with another human to be a drought.
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