I'd only buy that game if
it included the ninjas.

We saw two ninjas with glasses on at a service station yesterday. I'm still wondering why they always have a driver though - maybe their ninja skills only extend to childrearing and ninja-ing.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I thought they were organic mobile post boxes.
No wonder I got chased down the Edgware Road after repeatedly jabbing a woman in the eye with a Reader's Digest coupon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Reader's Digest?
No wonder they ran after you.
Were you selected to win 25,000?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I couldn't believe my luck:
I hadn't even entered the competition!!!! I've already borrowed the money in a loan secured against my house and spent most of it on visits to West End nightclubs. I've finally 'made it'. Wow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Brilliant.
Do you get to choose whether you receive the money in the form of a novelty oversized cheque presented by June Whitfield, or as notes fanning out of the top of a commemorative glass tankard?
(Cave Duck, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)