A strap-on that can also be used for baking is the obvious solution

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So one that is hollow and heatproof
such that it could be filled with cake mix and the contents baked using the warmth of my somebody's rectum?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

You could then give this to her saying "I've baked a birthday cake in my arse for you, happy birthday"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I just burst out laughing at a most inappropriate moment, you bounder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I've just tried to sketch such a 'tool'
Sadly I can't think of a design that might work.

If you can come up with one, then I suggest you go on Dragons Den and pitch it. It'll be what women want. You can get that sour faced woman on the panel to try it out whilst you chew the fat with the blokes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I don't think I'd want to eat anything like that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)