Tell him he's got piggy little eyes
the fat piggy-eyed twunt
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

he walked past me on Dean St recently when I was outside the office smoking. I nearly stubbed my cigarette out on one of his many chins.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Viz wrote a good article
where ITV apologised for interrupting its meerkat adverts with "James Cordons World Cup Show"

I'm a polite guy, but I would have found it hard not to shout abuse if he had walked past me.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I saw that in Viz. Got every issue back to issue 6. Would like to get the first 5 but can't afford to.
It took considerable willpower not to maim him.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

impressive willpower
I'm a tolerant individual and even I would probably have screamed CUNT at him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Kudos on your collection
I have been reading it for about 20 years now, but i've only had my own place (and so the space) for 4 years now. I have filled up a couple of drawers with them now.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

My father
got into Viz when a chap started teaching at Winchester following a stint at Newcastle University. He borrowed a couple (they were more like a student rag mag than 'proper' Viz) and got my brother and me out of bed to see them - he is a very puerile man at times...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

puerile shurely?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Ooops
I cheated at Latin, that's my only defence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:54, Reply)

My older brother got me into it c.1989
I do have a reprint of the 1st issue (its come a long way).

My favourite strip ever was "Doctor Poo" closely followed by all "Raffles the Gentleman Thug" and "The Drunken Bakers".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I liked Christ on a Bike
and Harold and Fred: They make ladies dead
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I met a guy who claimed to have written the Harold & Fred strip
He was a northern solicitor. I didn't like him much.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Famous people on the toilet & rude kid are also favourites of mine.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

"famous commentators wanking on their wife's tits"
was a work of genius. My particular favourite being Dan Maskill "forehand ..... backhand .... forehand ..... backhand .... Oh, I SAY!"

Murray Walkers " AAAAND....THERE..... GOES.... MY..... JIZZ" was pretty quality, too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I liked the Tall Vicar and The Parkie in particular.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

My dad bought me my first copy by mistake - he thought it was an ordinary kids comic.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)