I want to sell them a shit car with the Go Compare man locked in the boot.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

stick that bloody meerkat in the boot as well.

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

nooo! I likes the meerkat

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

the meerkat is a cunt. Official.

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I don't really like the way they're heading with the whole ancestral war stories thing
but I think the original idea was very clever, especially having an actual meerkat comparison website.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

the first advert was fine
each subsequent one has been worse than the previous and I object to some shitty fucking company trying to shoehorn a new way of saying something into common usage.

If I hear someone saying "Simples" then I punch them in the face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

that "simples" thing is almost as hateful as Peter Mandelson

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

you would have punched me so hard last night then
I was trying to convince the girls in my class that a move we were doing where we had to cross our legs over and turn around in the air was SIMPLES.

It wasn't.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

i don't like you anymore.

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I'll tick that off my to do list then

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

were you being sarcastic?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)