Sunday...
This pretty much sums up my day... Warning: Link contains gratuitous blood splatter

Not even the appearance of that one out of the Cheeky Girls (who was seeing that MP) on my train this morning cheered me up - how I envy that pigeon - what's left of him...

Q: Sh*te Sunday? What should I include with my roast dinner (not pigeon btw) to cheer me up?
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 16:39, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think you should draw a big evil
smile on your train.
A: Steamed asparagus with butter
( djtrialprice, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Horseradish
if you're having beef, and a good bottle of red wine.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:49, Reply)

skittles

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Hmmm - there's an idea - on the side or floating in the gravy?
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 19:06, Reply)

fucking both
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 19:30, Reply)

is that the train out of watchmen?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Nope - it's mine!
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 21:58, Reply)

how did you know which cheeky girl it was?
they're identical twins you fucking lying cheeky cunt cunt
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Fuck Off Bert

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Ditto
I was told by my On Board Manager... who's a fan, aparently.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:10, Reply)

but how would you know which was which?
Are they numbered? Is there a slight difference in the crookedness of their teeth?

I think your on board manager is a liar and a charlatan and should be burned and fisted.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Do you have to be a bit mental to be an On Board Manager?
I can't understand why anyone would be a fan of the Cheeky Girls.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:14, Reply)

alright jeff good bank holiday so far?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Yeah - it's been a lot of fun.
Had a lovely night with a lady who I'd been flirting with for weeks last night. Tonight, I'm having a quiet night in.

You found any more gingers to stalk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:17, Reply)

the wedding had a distinct lack of redheads however there were some horsey posh girls that were ok. I got wrecked and dungeoned off home about 1 all alone. Today I have been hungover watching football and shooting people on the computer.

I will try harder tomorrow on the G road.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Weddings are usually a good laugh.
I had the most monumental hangover today following the excesses of last night.

Any famous gingers you like? That one from Doctor Who looks tidy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Karen Gillan is hot yeah, Bryce Dallas Howard, Nicola Roberts, there's a few. The wedding was good but just fizzled out really. Fucking hanging today though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Another win for your lot this weekend.
Mine team lost (again) 2-0.

I think I need to plan my Bank Holiday weekends better, I'm currently watching 'Comedy Classics: Duty Free' (which was hardly great when it was first shown), and drinking squash.

In my youth, I'd be on the ale for 3 days straight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:28, Reply)

yeah not looking too bad so far. Think we should get Schwarzer tomorrow as well.

I know what you mean I'm the same but fuck I'm nearly 30 and sometimes staying in with a spliff and a film is more appealing. Watching father ted now what a brilliant fecking programme.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Pat Mustard.
Fuck it. I'm getting a cider.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Hey - they just check tickets...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Fuck Off On Board Managers
burned, fisted, etc
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:17, Reply)

They also hide in the buffet cart when there are more than 6 football fans on board.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 23:20, Reply)

3 bottles of wine ftw

(Mr Big Stuff, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:26, Reply)