Who said anything about speaking?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

It's like you can see into my sitting room.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Ooooh! Ooooh! I think I know this one.
Drugs.

Close?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I'm going with Monty owning a truffling pig
A long shot I admit
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Jeffers, you are like Derren Brown in your perspicacity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:20, Reply)

You calling my brain a gay?
You starting?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:20, Reply)

GAY-BRAIN, GAY-BRAIN!
Look everyone, Jeff's a 'gay-brain'!

Hahahahaha

Gay-brain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Homobrainophobe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Er - 'gay-brain'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Stop starting.
Gay-brain hater.

Just because I can see into the future, you get scared.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)

^ classic 'gay-brain' talk here, if anyone's interested.
WHICH I SERIOUSLY DOUBT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Okay. I'll prove it.
Tomorrow.

Someone will call someone 'Bert'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Pardon, Gay-brain?
I can't quite hear you over the DEAFENING SOUND OF YOUR GAY BRAIN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Proper LOL from me.
If I may...

POTD
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

It's surely not better
than my 'MC rhymes' today?

Gah! No-one understands me OR my music.

*flounces*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

I didn't read it.
I don't read a lot of what gets posted here.

Feel free to have SPOTD
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Lots of vinyl
and a pervasive odour of cat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:22, Reply)

No more smell of cat, sadly.
No-one on which to blame the 'Whiskas stains' on the curtains, nowadays.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

What happened to your pussy?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:34, Reply)

He moved to the country
where he could run around and kill things instead of being cooped up in my flat all the time.

Re-reading that, it rather appeals to me, apart from the running around bit, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:43, Reply)

It's all about the killing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Aw! you have no-one to cuddle : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

No-one
alive, no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I understand.
The dead don't fight back.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Or have 'a headache'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Rapierist!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)

available all month as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)

fuckin' sexy like

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:27, Reply)

likes a good game
of sleeping lions
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

LIONS LIONS FUCKING LIONS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Surely it would have sunk in everywhere?
And hang around, like a malevolent, mewing spectre?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

My own putrid stench
is like a mortuary Febreze, luckily.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)

The smell of tears, regret, dried semen
and dry meat.


Delicious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

'Disappointment.......by Monty Boyce...'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

bedroom-in-the-dark-lol
It'll be a best seller.

"Suggestions for use: Spray on an old blanket, then roll into a rough sausage shape. You can put this in your bed and snuggle up to it, it'll almost be like having someone else sharing your pitiful existence!"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)

'Comes with free razorblades'
because we know you can't come without them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)

The advertising world
is your fucking oyster, young lady.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Thanks
I try
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)