Bring some fucking gin
I've never had cognac. Not sure drinking neat alcohol is entirely my thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sorry, it's strictly coggers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Arse.
Ah well, it'll be worth it when you tell us about the time you were caught sucking off the head boy by the matron...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

She only spread that story because I wouldn't 'play ball'
as our delightful American cousins might say*

*Stephen Fry voice
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

hehehehehehe
I will besmirch your name, just like I did to Crow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I am unbesmirchable.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

^ this is not true

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Sorry, 'inbesmirchable' then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)

haha
you'd hope so. But the head-boy story is only the tip of the lies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Being the well-known Aled Jones-type innocent that I am,
no-one would countenance such falsehoods, and thus my goodly name wouldst remain unbesmirched even were the cheekiest little shits in Christendom to pour their foulest slurs 'gainst me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

ah but sadly
I am not the cheekiest little shit in Christendom, I am an upstanding member of the global community.

LIES MONTY PURE LIES
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

On that evil note
I'm off to watch some shit TV. So sleep well Monty and dream good dreams
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

Nacht.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

I SHALL NOT REST
until the noble house of Boyce is freed from this yoke of ignominy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Gin it is
Cognac is lovely but to everyone's taste
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

It's my party and I'll insistoncognac if I want to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

then cognac it is
we shall educate Lampito in it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

This will not end well.
Right lovelies, see you all tomorrow. No, don't wait up. Yes, I'll call. Promise. No you hang up. No you hang up! No yo-

Oh.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)