Admit it.
You just want to surprise Mark on his wedding night.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That'd be so much fun!
Maybe I can ask the people at the banana plantation if they can put a pole on my room... although I'll probably break my leg just before the honeymoon, so I might pass.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)

*insert dancing on his pole joke*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Oh, you dirty
He's already told me he's going to drink like never and enjoy his party properly, and dance until the early hours, so we might have to do the pole dancing the next day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)