You've dropped a bollock there.
How much money have you spent on your bike, and was it worth it for knackered nackers?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

brilliant
best one i've heard in days! I've spent well over a grand on it and i know i'm going to take hit on that. Totally worth it.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

You might think it's worth it
But give it a couple of weeks and your Mrs won't be happy.

Just think how frustrating it is when they are up on blocks?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)

The docs have warned me off all hairy handed adolescent shenanigans for several weeks. The Mrs..... The electric toothbrush should suffice for now, failing that i'll get the Black and Decker out.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

When you say Black and Decker
I assume you'll be saying to her, 'Well, that's me fucked love, you might us well mow the lawn or put some fucking shelves up, I've got nothing to offer you'

You can then sit back and apply soothing cream to your angry nads.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Spot on
I hope that no one misinterprets my previous comment with sexual innuendo. I'm not wasting my time wiring the Mrs up to the mains with several 100 volts frying her vag, tut..the thought! The sideboards won't put themselves together anytime soon and i live in flat but i'm sure if i asked around for gardening duties i could find her gardening work between rubbing lotion on my sack and the general DIY.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)