When the Queen visits a public building they designate a toilet for her to use
before she arrives one of her bodyguards repeatedly drops a banana skin into the toilet bowl and another stands outside and moves away from the door until he cannot hear the splash.

THAT is where he stands should queenie need to use the facilities.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm not sure a banana skin's big enough to represent the sort of
titanic copper bolt I would expect Lizzie Reg to drop on a daily basis.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

All those swans must giver her the screaming ab-dabs

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)

That was the name of Pink Floyd before they became The Pink Floyd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Didn't they briefly become The Pink Floyd Sound in between being the Screaming Abdabs and The Pink Floyd?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

That does ring a distant bell.
Have you ever heard their unreleased classic 'Vegetable Man'?

It's fucking mental.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Named after Pink Andersen and Floyd Council if memory serves
(I could google it, but I'd rather try looking smug and knowledgeable)

Ah, Vegetable Man. Only heard it a couple of times, but "fucking mental" is probably the only sensible way to describe it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Barrett had to write a song
so he just described what he was wearing at the time, in his own mental way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I thought it went Screaming Abdabs, Screaming Dabs, Dabs in a White Wine Sauce
followed by the inevitable break-up and re-formation?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)

and "Dark side of the moon" mixes perfectly with the onscreen action of "The wizard of oz"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Roger Waters, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)