I had the best french oral ever (not that kind)
We had our G.C.S.E oral in a little cupboard at the back of the classroom and everybody had to sit outside and wait for the turn. I went after Guy Cox, as it was done alphabetically. Now Guy was a great friend of mine at school and I knew he had done no revision and wasn't great at French so was bracing myself for something funny to happen. He didn't let me down. Mrs Goldsmith asked him something in French I can't remember exactly but I think it was along the lines of 'what are you going to do in the summer?'

To which Guy replied 'My name is Guy and I like to play football' in English with the best French Allo Allo accent ever. He was in there for about a minute. And yeah he failed.
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