Ok, so imagine a naked man facing you.
Stop laughing. They aren't all that small.

Imagine said man is miming trying to keep a hulahoop* spinning on his old chap.

Imagine what that would look like when he reached critical speed.

*helicopters*

*the large hoop that became a dance craze in the 80s, rather than the crisp. Although, with some people, you never know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)