God there was none of that when I was a child.
1. 7am: children into parents' room with stockings.
2. Open stockings
3. Breakfast
4. Church (until old enough to stay at home on our own) to see father 'live'
5. Help prep lunch/lay table/sherry (after age 14)
6. Lunch
7. 'Big' presents
8. Film on television - usually The Snowman accompanied by howls of derision from brother and me
9. Argument
10. Cheeky joint out of bedroom window (after age 14)
11. Kip
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

with in
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

ha!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

You are an ill, ill man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Admirable restraint
I doubt you could make my siblings not open their presents until the afternoon. Apart from that your day is almost identical. Church for those who didn't go to Midnight Mass, prepping lunch, The Snowman.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

We had no choice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

unlucky
but then I do have a large family, I imagine yours was not. More difficult to control
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)