Blimey!
Why on earth have you come back to this hell hole?
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

don't listen to Clendrix
she is full of hate on the INTERNET.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I did mean to say 'Hello Lucy - we've missed you.'
But I've seen posts from Monty and Chompy today and it's reminded me how terrible it is here.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

but but
I'm here.

Although you're probably sick of me now seeing me on the INTERNET and IRL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

No.
I missed you last weekend. Bigly.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Did you have to put up with two boys on crack all by yourself?
poor you :(
Yuo'll see em soon :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

em?
Is that a suggestion you're going to get your boobs out?
YAY!
Yes, they were on Crack. I put in my job application though.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I am hurt now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)

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( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I am also hurt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)

I thought you'd like to be mentioned :(

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:25, Reply)

yay!
Big hugs to you lovely ladies!
I've recently got a new job and am doing an induction so I finished early today and thought I would pop by and see who is here.

What have I missed?!
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Kaol has gone away.
Al is still here.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Where
did Kaol go?

You must say hi to Al for me, I used to enjoy it when him and Bert would flirt/threaten each other.

Have there been many bashes?
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Kaol went to Wales and was beaten into normality by Mellicious.
Bert seems to be having a rough time of things and keeps coming and going. I think this is one of his 'goings' times.

There have been bashes - check the calendar for the next London one cos it's BIG. Can you come?
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Oooh
I'll have a look. I'd love to come if possible, although I accidently did some growing up whilst I was away and bought a house and a puppy with Mr VP so I'll have to check and see if he's around to look after the little poophound.
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Nice!
It'd be good if you can come though.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I will try
my absolute hardest to come along!
I have to go now so I can walk the puppy to go and meet Mr VP from work but as I say I'll try to come back soon!
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)