*pops head round door*
Hello! I haven't been here for a while (so long I forgot my login details and had to create a new profile), is everyone keeping well?
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:50, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YAY!
Hiya hun how's you? *massive hugs and fluff and tea and HSHfluffycrapthateveryonehated on the INTERNET*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Blimey!
Why on earth have you come back to this hell hole?
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

don't listen to Clendrix
she is full of hate on the INTERNET.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I did mean to say 'Hello Lucy - we've missed you.'
But I've seen posts from Monty and Chompy today and it's reminded me how terrible it is here.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

but but
I'm here.

Although you're probably sick of me now seeing me on the INTERNET and IRL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

No.
I missed you last weekend. Bigly.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Did you have to put up with two boys on crack all by yourself?
poor you :(
Yuo'll see em soon :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

em?
Is that a suggestion you're going to get your boobs out?
YAY!
Yes, they were on Crack. I put in my job application though.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I am hurt now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)

[INAPPROPRIATE RESPONSE REMOVED]

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I am also hurt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)

I thought you'd like to be mentioned :(

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:25, Reply)

yay!
Big hugs to you lovely ladies!
I've recently got a new job and am doing an induction so I finished early today and thought I would pop by and see who is here.

What have I missed?!
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Kaol has gone away.
Al is still here.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Where
did Kaol go?

You must say hi to Al for me, I used to enjoy it when him and Bert would flirt/threaten each other.

Have there been many bashes?
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Kaol went to Wales and was beaten into normality by Mellicious.
Bert seems to be having a rough time of things and keeps coming and going. I think this is one of his 'goings' times.

There have been bashes - check the calendar for the next London one cos it's BIG. Can you come?
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Oooh
I'll have a look. I'd love to come if possible, although I accidently did some growing up whilst I was away and bought a house and a puppy with Mr VP so I'll have to check and see if he's around to look after the little poophound.
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Nice!
It'd be good if you can come though.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I will try
my absolute hardest to come along!
I have to go now so I can walk the puppy to go and meet Mr VP from work but as I say I'll try to come back soon!
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Now there's a name I haven't seen in a while
How's it hangling Van Pelt?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

hi pinguino!
I can't remember how the blimmin reply thingy works. I'm so out of touch!
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

They added quick reply since you were last here
Some folk from talk appeared, some folk left, Ed reappeared in various guises, TGB got even more bitter than usual, I grew to enjoy TGB's general hatred of things and people.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Oh yes, I forgot that Lucy is in the Ed Gang.
We have seen terrible, terrible things.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm going home now
Come back soon Lucy xx
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Take care
Have a midget gem for me!
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

How do!
trust you are keeping well?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Ooh - happy candle day, Vipples.

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)

thanks :-)
5 years wasted. Who'd have thought
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)

How do!
I'm very well thanks, have to pop off in a minute but I'm going to try and come back here more often!
(LucyVanPelt, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

glad to hear it!
would be good to have you around again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Evening!
How are we?

I'm very good currently, having to move is superb! Woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I don't think I know you do I?
I'm Kitty, hello!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)

you'll get on
Lucy is lovely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)

She is. She likes sweets to an almost obsessive level.

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I was hoping for a 'Hello Kitty'

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Hello there :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Hello, I don't know who you are.
But everyone seems to know you, I look forward to a relationship in the future !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)

HELLO LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!
how are you???

i am still hating beans........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Hello Lucy
Like some of the others I don't know who you are yet but howdy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Hello
I don't know you either.

Anyone want to summarise the events of the last couple of days on here for me? Being employed proper means it's tricky to keep up with this interactive soapopera
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Oh Boy
you finally come back and I'm not around to say hello. I was facebook friends with you, but now I appear not to be and I'm not sure why. You should come to Davros' birthday bash in October. There will be motorboating. And Clendrix. Mmmmmm, Clendrix.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Alright Al?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Alright PoD.
How's the job hunt going? Are you still London bound?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Still waiting to hear back on London interview
And on Stirling interview. London is first chance, would still take other job though if offered.

How's London? You get screwed with strikes today?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Nah, I'm down in Brighton at the moment
just off for dinner. Laters.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Hi fellow midget gem connoisseur.
Wassup?
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Have you got nice breasts?

( broadsword, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 19:54, Reply)

"nice breasts"?
I thought just 'breasts' was sufficient.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 20:25, Reply)

He's going up in the world
Or so he likes to think.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 21:00, Reply)

I don't know you
But then you don't know me

Hello
( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)