You spoilt your ex with a champagne flute lifestyle.
Can you not go and buy six-quids worth of petrol and get some free ones? Or am I still living in the 1980's?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes
Now you have to buy twelve crystal glasses to get a litre of unleaded.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Whoever is was who came up with the idea that giving away
a chunky-tumbler with a bit of petrol is a genuis.

It's just what you need when you've been out for a drive. A glass.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I got a power screwdriver from petrol coupons in the 1990s.
I worked out it cost me £1200's worth of petrol for a cheap Skil screwdriver whose batteries gave out after a year or so.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

But, you'll always have the memories.
Like the time you accidently used stainless machine screws with resilient washers instead of galv. self tappers to put up those shelves.

We'll not see the likes of those days again.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Yes
but at least they were stolen from work!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)