Blind & leg.
NEXT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Would you rather be tied to a chair in a windowless room with
David Bowie
Prince
Timmy Mallet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

d) cyanide pill like Himmler

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

All of the above (kind of)
Administer a Prince (Albert) to Bowie using a (Timmy) Mallet.

Job done. (OK, doesn't quite answer the question, but still.)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Timmy Mallett
Would, if nothing else, be the one to whom I would least object saying "let's sing a song to keep our spirits up."

Unless, of course, he then suggested we sing Starman or Purple fucking Rain.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)