Someone give me a recap of the monty thread
I can't be assed to read it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Today's headlines:
MONTY HAD SEX
CAT HATER IS BERT
BERT IS MENTAL
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Cat hater is bert is so not a headline
It's more that quirky little story at the end of the news:

And finally: It's revealed sad little man still craves internet attention
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

less of the little, thank you, Bertha

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

We've all seen up your kilt, 00-Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Fortunately I'm secure enough in my sexuality not to care about my endowment
but the girl I'm currently boffing is somewhat large, and by comparison trouser Bert looks relatively small :(
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

hurp

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

*sigh*
Not Becky. No matter how much you want it to be.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I can't think of anyone else he would be better suited to
I think they'd make a nice couple, if the actual girl he filled to the guts is reading this, I apologise, I'm sure you're nowhere near as easy as Becky, despite putting out on a first date and all
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Not Becky, Rain Man.
Not. Becky.

I incest insist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

but seriously, floppy aubergine, yeah?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Reading that thread has cheered me up about 74%
And glad your evening went well Monty, although I should let you know you shagging someone else is jepordising our reletionship
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

oh, it's you!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

One look at the profile was all it took

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'd forgotten I'd chamged it actually
I like this name a lot more though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I'll never do it again if your promise yourself to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I'll get my people to draft something up

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)