That must have be the longest shit in history.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh, I don't know, I certainly found the book moved my bowels...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Harry Plopper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

homer lol

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I couldn't leave the bathroom confidently for 4 hours

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Well likewise, I'd have been ashamed if someone had caught me emerging from the bathroom with a
copy of Harry Potter. Did you have to hide the book in your colon and waddle out claiming that it was last night's dodgy curry that kept you in there so long?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Nah, I've got worse books in my house

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Oh don't tell me you've got Dan Brown as well...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

My dad got me the latest one for my birthday and I had to read it so he could borrow it after me.
The man is a fecking oaf. Dan Brown, not my dad. He is a legend.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Yep
I happily acknowledge his writing is shite, and that it's clear he's up his own arse, but I enjoy the stories themselves.

I've also got Stephanie Meyer (although that's actually not mine)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)