I have a path over the fence from my front door which dozens of primary-school kids and their parents use
and yesterday, two parents walked past as I was unlocking the door and one said "Well, she can't get up the stairs but there's always the kitchen sink..." which I struggled to find meaning in, until her companion piped up "Well if she gets desperate, then..."
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)