Crowsephine!
Ignore the haters, just roll it out one more time. You know how it makes me chuckle, darling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^ reading this made me feel ill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

ill ROCK HARD
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Oh, just for you then, gorgeous
++BUMDER ALERT++BUMDER ALERT++

WE HAVE REPORTED SIGHTING OF A BUMDER ON THIS BOARD. WE THOUGHT HE'D GONE AWAY OR POSSIBLY JUST BALLROOM DANCED RIGHT UP HIS OWN WELL-PLOUGHED ARSEHOLE, BUT HE'S BACK. THE SAME BUMDER DEEMED A PUBLIC MENACE ON AN ALMOST DAILY BASIS FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS HAS RETURNED AND WILL MOST LIKELY WANT TO BUMDERISE YOU. ALL PATRONS OF THIS BOARD ARE ADVISED TO KEEP THEIR ARSES FIRMLY CLOSED IN THE INTERESTS OF NOT BEING BUMMED. MAKE SURE YOUR WINDOWS ARE CLOSED, THE WALLS ARE REINFORCED AND THE DOORS ARE LOCKED. PARTICULARLY THE BACK ONE. ++BUMDER ALERT++BUMDER ALERT++
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Click click click
In the words of Dr Lilith Sternin, you still have a direct line to my funnybone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Hahaha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

^ Monty, do you have any spare sickbags?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Sorry, I think I'm going to need all these myself.
Use your shoes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

You love me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

You want that to beat katy perrys tits to the top of the popular page?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

OK, so who hears this as Norm Lovett, and who hears it as Hattie Hayridge?
I tend towards the former, probably because he was the first Holly I was aware of. I've also seen him do stand-up, which was good, but you had to concentrate pretty hard to get all the jokes though ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Norman Lovett is and always will be Holly
There was nowt wrong with Hattie Hayridge per se, but she had an insurmountably hard act to follow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

why did he leave ?or was he pushed?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

He left
to focus on his own projects, none of which received the recognition they deserved
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I was going to say I haven't seen him since.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Which rules out the possibility of him being Bert
He had his own sitcom in the late 80's called I, Lovett and obviously did a lot of stand-up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Hello Brian, how's tricks?
(Oh, and, as the daft bugger that writes these, I personally hear it more as a combination of Brian Blessed and General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Norman all the way, he is my namesake after all.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)