Actual question about teh moneys
How long would it take funds to appear if someone's paying money into my account by

a) A cheque

and

b) by going into a branch of my bank, with my account details and using a debit card to transfer the money.

And by "appear" I mean show up on my internet banking.

Apologies for the serious question. To make up for it I shall say flange.

Flange.
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:16, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do a fast transfer it'll be over in 2 hours.
Cheque will be 3/4 days
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Cheers muchly.
Saves me calling foul on the claim of "I paid it in half an hour ago"
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

have you considered
papal?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

What, asking the pope to intervene?
In seriousness, I doubt the person in question knows what the internet is, let alone paypal.
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I'm here!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Er....
Any chance of £500 yer holiness?
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

No. The church doesn't even give much to very poor people in the 3rd world. I'm not about to start handing cash out around here.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

What are you doing here Popeman?
Shouldn't you be having your afternoon fiddling session with some kids?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'm having a rest. I spent too long rimming the Duke of Edinburgh earlier & it's tired me out.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

The Duke of Edinburgh
Probably appreciated your 'head' of state.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I was making a pope joke
Chompy nailed the answer up there.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

My bad
But he turned up anyway so all's well
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

it really was a shit joke.
So all is forgiven my son.

In Nomine Patre, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti Amen
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Oi. Back off. I do the blessing around here. Get your own religion.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Look you crusty old Nazi
you chat to the Queen and eye up victims for later. I'll deal with the general public.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Hand a few of these out for me would you?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

hahahaha brilliant
better than fucking JLS Durex.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

When you say 'fucking JLS Durex'
Do you mean you've either fucked JLS, or you've been fucked by someone wearing a JLS Johnny?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I meant they are know advertising condoms and have their faces on the packet.
You sick puppy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)